My Boyfriend on His Next Possible Career
David: Maybe I could get people to pay me for letting them shoot me with paintball guns!
Me: Um, sure...
David: How cool would that be?! You'd be all successful and when people ask what you do for a living you'll be like "Oh, yeah - I'm a broadcast journalist and work with new multimedia" and then they'll ask me and I'll be like, "Oh, people shoot me with paintballs." There could even be billboards with me and a target saying, " Shoot me!" What do you think? Would you be proud of me? *looks deep into my eyes*
Me: ....... *blink blink*
